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Score: 10
Edible Castle #8

"LOL."

submission: Edible Castle #8
date: September 27, 2008

Bridge over Troubled Water Lake. That's genius. I laughed for days.

I love this series by the way, it's always quirky and funny. Awesome job.

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Score: 5
Ode to Heart Break

"Potential."

submission: Ode to Heart Break
date: September 11, 2008

I really do like the concept you're getting at with these, believe me. I just think that flash isn't the best format to put them in. Or rather, flash in icon-sized slots with cutesy Arial font isn't the best format to put them in. I really, really, really think more people, including myself, would fall in love with your work if you smartened up your presentation: larger window, and maybe some variation in font..? I know simplicity is what you're going for, but I think you should at least consider playing around with space. Make some text small, some big, but keep the general white-on-black overlay. I guess what I'm getting at is for you to emphasize what you consider the strongest words in these little bite-size quotes, so that more people get what you're saying.

September 12, 2008

Author's Response:

I like this. I think I will consider this. Also cheers

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Score: 8
My very First Flash

"Wow."

date: September 10, 2008

Really, really great for your first flash. Although, instead of flashing their names in front of each stick figure, you could've made one a different color so that we could tell the two apart better. Also, it would be better without the random black splotches flashing across the screen before something cool happened. Other than that, fantastic. Can't wait to see more.

September 10, 2008

Author's Response:

lol thx man...but

1.i was just kinda testing the demo so i didnt make them different colors lol

2. that was supposed to take up the full screen(the black flashes) lol but thx anywayz

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Score: 10
B

"Amazing."

submission: B
date: September 9, 2008

That was intense, man. Someone get my asthma inhaler, I can't take all this emotion at once. This flash has given me new will to live. What a beautiful work of art.

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Score: 6
guns n roses miniclip

"Sweet Child o'Mine"

date: September 4, 2008

I love Guns n Roses. Good clip, could be longer though. And it would be nice if you could specify the song for those that don't recognize it just from the intro.

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Score: 10
Messed-Up Bible Stories 4

"AHAHA"

date: September 2, 2008

I love how Noah sounded like Al Gore. Was the reference to global warming intentional, or am I just being stupid? lol.

Anyway, great job. Really funny.

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Score: 5
Lightning Guitar

"Hmm."

submission: Lightning Guitar
date: September 1, 2008

Not bad, it would be way cooler if you could find some way to work the frets.

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Score: 10
Aladdin 3150

"WOW."

submission: Aladdin 3150
date: August 31, 2008

This review will probably be voted useless from the sheer incoherency of my amazement. This was stellar. Fantastic. Beautiful. Awesomeawesomeawesome. The music was so powerful and fit with the story so well, and princess Jasmine was seriously hot. I applaud your work(you should've won).

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Score: 5
Ode to Elevator Music

"Ritgbemce?"

date: August 30, 2008

Ah, dammit. I thought about it for way more than two seconds and I still don't get it. I even typed out the red letters in each word and googled the result and I still don't get it. Care to explain?

August 31, 2008

Author's Response:

The red letters have no purpose other than effect.
I will add to the author comments to make it easier to understand :)

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Score: 7
Calling You

"Good job"

submission: Calling You
date: August 29, 2008

For you first flash, this is outstanding. The artwork and animation fluidity could be better, but in terms of cinematography it's fantastic. Good soundtrack, too.

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